Wolverine Blues Lyrics

The wolverine, a 40 to 50 pound member of the weasel family,
Indigenous to Canada, the Pacific Northwest and the upper Midwest.
Pound for pound, the most vicious animal on Earth
Wolverine specimens are known to attack animals many times its size;
Known to drive bears and cougars from their kills;
A beast that cannot stand to watch other creatures enjoy their good feed,
Often blitzing them just to get in to the remains of their food.
Equipped with a highly efficient digestive system,
Wolverines eat fast, digest fast, shit fast, and are always hungry
They possess a huge appetite to match their genuine maximum.
All what these little bastards want to do is kill, eat, and occasionally
FUCK
Other members of their misanthropic breed...