Ballad of Jerry Curlan Lyrics

Jerry Curlan is nice
Sensitive, has lots of friends in Washington
Jerry has a future
Is sensitive and likes meeting people

Sucks shit, eats puke, is a faggot, sucks asshole
Buttfucks his mother, buttfucks his dad
Licks his sister's pussy
Is an asshole queer
Ahhhhhhh!
Sucks dog dick

Jerry has a future
He is aesthetic, goes to Sacramento
Jerry has friends and people
Likes meeting them and is a very social type

Eats shit, sucks puke, is a toilet-drinking queer
Pukes through his nose, drinks toilet water
Sucked his mother's asshole, licks his sister's pussy
Buttfucks his father, buttfucks his brother
Sucks dog dick, sucks horsie dick
Is a queer

Sleeps with midgets, drives a Ferrari, and sucks assholes
Sucks black assholes, is a shithead
Sucks puke
Pukes through his mouth, drinks toilet water
Takes it up the ass, buttfucks his dog
Sucks horsie dick
Is a shitbrain

Arawlorawl
You trick!
You motherfucker!
Wowooyeowl
You bastard! Fuck you!
Wowooowa!
Jerry Curlan aooowwww!

Ah, ah, ahhhhhhh!